[ if you don't know who's Lord Gautam Buddha,screw yourself,He was brought to an existence in about 563 B.C in a nation called Nepal. Screw Nepalese Historians and Professors who seem to know nothing even their crippled brain knows the TRUTH].
Dear Lord Buddha,
Dear Lord Buddha,
Peace........
huh????
The very first word i'll say is '' F***K''. [ Sorry] viewer discretion needed.
Do you know Lord,that when i googled your name, all i see is ''India'' ''India'' ''India''.......I mean the authors are all hypocrites and schizophrenics who think they were born thousands of years ago to personally handle your entire ''childbirth'' process and made you what you are. Thus, there goes the great commotion of where our Lord was born:Half of the world doesn't know your exact birthplace,but the whole world sure knows that there is such thing as this Holy-Confusion. well, Holy because, You are ''Holy''.
So, my first query will be '' Where were you exactly born,Lord??????'' Click these :Google,Wiki's -they are some gossip,rumor spreading lethal weapons of this century. Faster than lightning; Trusted by millions more than they do trust Gods and scientists. Only if these ominous [ or might not be ominous,let's not be too biased] objects existed during your time,how easy it would be for the world to know the exact about You. Maybe, someone would have downloaded the image of your ''birth certificate'' and left it to the Google,Yahoo,and Wiki's for the rest of the job. The rest of the world would see ''Nepal'' mentioned in that certificate.
How about the language? Magadhi Pratik, Pali, Sanskrit?????You certainly didn't speak Sanskrit,our Great Lord,did You?????? Sanskrit is associated with Hinduism.Your ancestors weren't Hindus,yet i read that your father Suddodhan invited eight [ Eight???wow] Brahmnis in your ''naming'' ceremony. Brahmins are purely Hindus who are idols of that religion just like Justin Bieber is the modern-day idol of teenagers' pop. Globalization in 563 B.C. maybe. Another Holy-Confusion,Sire........................
The Divine teaching of Yours,Lord.Talk about the Eight-fold Path :the eight guidelines to a divine life. Even after some four hundred re-births and or reincarnations, i might not be able to follow the whole guidelines that you so meticulously worked out for all those years of self-banishment. Just as you are an epitome of peace ,I'm the symbol of anger,aggression and atom bomb[-ing]. Right Speech: abstain from using malicious words against others!!!! So, that means, even if a person attempts to steal my ATM's password and steal the what-so-ever-left money over there, i tell him/her '' Please don't steal my password.Do please remember that this is my money.In the future, let's take out my money together. Thank you. '' [and smile]. That would add one more friend to my unwanted list of friends. Lord,our great Lord, only if a human's adrenaline-rush and blood pressure didn't exist ,would i follow the first ethical principle of Right Speech.
But i'm a human born to hurt every molecule of the person who hurts me. So,cross to that ethics.
So what about Right Intention:Resistance to the pull of Desire, Resistance to the pull of feelings of Anger,Aversion....???? If we don't live by Desire to achieve something, Bill Gates wouldn't have founded Microsoft, and i wouldn't have used Microsoft word documents to type those hundreds of annoying assignments in my student-life. [Someone Billy Windows surely would still desire to bring out Macrohard if MIcrosoft hadn't come up]. Resist the feeling of Anger?? Not in my next life also. Even if i'm born as a bird, i'll make sure i have pecked the hunter's [ intruder of my nest ] face until his/her eyes have literally been plucked out.My nest is my nest.My territory,my kingdom,Not the unseen God's,or the seen Nature's.......Rage.Wrath of a terminator .Isn't it???
Well,our great Lord, don't be disappointed with your inferior child.I might explode like a bomb,swear hard and be full of vengeance but the other side of me is as quiet and as peaceful as You are. Yes,there's a big unholy confusion associated with me as well. Two extreme and opposite natures co-exist in me. That's why i believe in you, I don't believe in you either.
I addressed you with a ''Hello'' assuming that i believe in you. And i believe that You're still existing in your doctrines and scriptures. So many Holy-Confusions about You and unholy confusions about me. I wish i could talk to You. That too in Nepalese, because You were born in Nepal. Jay Nepal [ Hail Nepal]
Yours half-sincerely.
